Shona crucified a PIIIIIGGGGGEEEEEOOOOOOOONNNNNN,
Shona ate it with a SSSSPPPPPOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN,
Shona took it to the KKKKKIIIIITTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHEEEEEENNN,
Shona's mother ate it TTTTOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(too the tune "I don't know how to love him" from the play "Jesus Christ, Superstar", if you will...)